A fast-paced action roguelike where you wield giant scissors and use witchcraft to bring down other witches. As the Thread Witch, Sil must gather every witch for the annual tea party ritual before the Garden falls apart.

Ranked #6 in the Steam 250 weekly top 50 — 1,674 reviews, 92%.

Key features

You fight with giant scissors

As the Thread Witch, your weapon is exactly as impractical and satisfying as it sounds.

The witches do not want to come

The framing is a tea party ritual, and the mechanic is beating your peers into attending it. That gap is the comedy.

Pattern mastery over stats

You need to learn enemy attack patterns and build around them rather than out-levelling the fight.

Where to find Garden of Witches

• Available now on Steam — $13.29